Saturday, September 26, 2015

Chapter 28: A Book More Than 100 Years Old


Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte

Dear Reader, it took me a month to get through the nearly 500 pages of this one. I am a little embarrassed to admit that I went this long without reading a Bronte, but now I am free of that burden. I have so many thoughts about Jane, I'm not even sure where to begin. I'll give it a stab, though.

First, in today's world, this would not be a passionate love story. Mr. Rochester is kind of a jerk. Besides the fact that he comments frequently on his superiority, he threatens Jane with violence. Oh, and he locked his inconvenient wife in the attic, where she has to witness his wooing of two different women. No wonder she wants to burn him alive. In today's world, Jane would give him the heave-ho and find her own bliss- with or without a husband.

But the story doesn't take place today. It takes place in a time when women were expected to defer to the nearest available man, to not think, just do. And Jane is an unexpected woman. She has her own, steadfast moral compass. She is witty and challenges men who are unaccustomed to that. I daresay that her cousin, St. John, does love her in a way she does not see. Maybe not in a physical attraction, but she stirs something in him that is quite like love. He asks her multiple times to be his helpmeet, which, to me, says he sees her as a partner- a pretty important factor in love.

So, I couldn't get swept away in the romance like so many others. (I swear, my mother-in-law gets a little dizzy imagining Rochester and Jane.) But I can see how this work is so revolutionary. Not only were women not published back then, but female characters were not to have their own ideas about the world.

Other things I love about Jane- she doesn't go through the she-was-always-pretty-and-never-realized-it transformation. I love that she finds a way to flourish in any environment. I love that she is willing to do something very painful because it is right. I love that she is also willing to believe in the supernatural enough to make an ill-planned journey, to chase a dream. She's also book smart and caring and matter-of-fact. And her wit! The men in her life love the way she turns a phrase. She's the ultimate at playing hard to get.

I've read a few reviews of another book from the perspective of the first Mrs. Rochester. Probably won't pick it up any time soon, but she is the reason I started this one. The Wolf Man in Chapter 20's selection loves Jane Eyre because he sympathizes with the locked away Bertha. I'm not sure there is enough material in the original to make her sympathetic- she's basically an insane specter that sets things on fire. But you do have to at least acknowledge that she is aware of Mr. Rochester's affection for Jane and see how troubling that would be for a sane person, much less an already disturbed mind.

I would love for the red room story to be more developed, to know more about the haunting of the Reed's manor. It has the makings of a great tale. Maybe there is a short story exercise in that for me. Afterall, it is almost Halloween.

So, remembering to keep it all in context, Jane Eyre earns 3.5 Marias. I won't be buying a copy or reading it again, but I also don't feel like setting anything on fire.




Friday, September 11, 2015

Chapter 27: A Book Set in High School


An Abundance of Katherines, John Green

Taking a little liberty since the majority of this novel takes place during the summer after high school graduation, I think this one still counts for this category. I know lots of adults who love Green's The Fault In Our Stars, and Katherines looked interesting for a weekend on the road, so I checked it out from the library while I take a break from a more difficult novel.

Katherines is about a former child prodigy, Colin Singleton, after he has been dumped for the 19th time by a girl named Katherine. Heartbroken and searching for The Meaning of His Life, he chooses the all-American option and hits the road with his best friend, Hassan, a Judge Judy loving fat kid who isn't concerned with such philosophical quandaries. Meanwhile Colin is also trying to perfect an mathematical formula to express and predict the arc of every romantic relationship, using his string of Katherines as his data pool. This equation will propel him to genius status and make him matter.

Interstate 65 leads the duo to Gutshot, TN and the grave of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Thus begins the coming-of-age story, complete with adventure, romance, and a moral.

While I didn't love this book, I am surprised by the number of people who flat out hate it. While Colin is a bit of a whiner, he's also a nerdy teenager with a broken heart. So I expect him to be self-absorbed and pathetic. His sidekick, Hassan, is hilarious. He loves Judge Judy and institutes a policy of saying "dingleberries" when Colin brings up another annoying reminder that he hasn't enrolled in college. Dingleberries. Dude, that's funny. He also alerts Colin when he goes off on an uninteresting tangent. We all could use a friend like Hassan, who can love us even when we're are boring, self-absorbed weirdos.

The arc of Katherines is a predictable teenage story of finding oneself and getting the girl, but it was still a good story. The citizens of Gutshot, the tangential footnotes, and the love of Hardee's Monster Thickburgers made this one enjoyable. Unlike many YA novels, there's (almost) no sex, no drug abuse, and very little drinking. It was refreshing and still realistic, and the only apocalypse is that of being dumped. Again.

Overall, I think Katherines does a good job of capturing the Dumpee experience and tells a good story of what matters. I probably won't read it again and will return it to the library. But I would not hesitate to recommend it for some light reading to people who don't easily tire of quirks like anagramming (a skill I do not have and find fascinating). An Abundance of Katherines earns 3 Marias.